Charlie Sheen Only Joined Twitter For Money

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On Tuesday, Charlie Sheen officially joined Twitter. As of right now he has 1,263,186 followers. Followers who are looking for tiger blood and how to win like rock star from Mars, but will only find obvious product placement and pictures of hotdogs. TMZ reports:

Charlie Sheen told TMZ … the reason he’s taken up Twitter is simple — it’s a “cash cow.” Sheen told us … his primary motivation behind the new ramblings is that he can score a fortune through advertising. To give this some context, Kim Kardashian is reportedly pulling in $10,000 per tweet. We pressed him more, and Charlie interrupted by saying, “Mike, I’m unemployed!”

I was going to say something here, but then I realized that I get paid for ads on this site. I figuratively sucked a phone’s dick once, so I can’t really call the man out for getting paid to tweet. In his defense, having a bouncy house filled with blow and having prostitutes tell you they love you after you put a cigarette out on their retina can get pretty expensive.