Charlie Sheen’s Kids Were Forcibly Removed From His House #LOSING

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You know how when you’re a kid and you have a favorite aunt, then you get older and realize she was funny and spontaneous because she was batshit insane? Yeah. The whole Charlie Sheen has been fun, but make no mistake, he’s a psychopath who needs to be chained to a wall in a dungeon next to a skeleton. TMZ reports:

A judge temporarily stripped Charlie Sheen of custody of his twin sons Tuesday, after Brooke Mueller submitted a declaration in which she alleged Charlie said, “I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom” … TMZ has learned. TMZ broke the story … Brooke’s lawyer got a temporary restraining order against Charlie, prohibiting him from going near her. The judge also ordered Charlie to surrender their twin boys — Bob and Max — to Brooke while the TRO remains in effect. Police removed the twins from Charlie’s house late Tuesday. According to legal docs, Brooke also claims … on February 23 Charlie threw a phone inside his house and then with a penknife in hand, threatened to stick it in Brooke’s eye….Sources tell TMZ Charlie’s team is furious that the order was issued and plans to go to court tomorrow in an attempt to undo it. Charlie tweeted Tuesday night, “My sons are fine … My path is now clear …. Defeat is not an option!” UPDATE: Charlie was just live on “Today” where he said he didn’t say those words, adding “it’s colorful … that’s a good one I guess. If you spend enough time around me you can formulate things and make it sound like it could have come from my mouth, but you can do that watching reruns.”

I really have no idea what the police were waiting for. Him to smoke crack out of his kid’s skull? Get them the fuck outta there. Even an alien who just came to Earth four days ago knows that Charlie Sheen shouldn’t even be allowed around pictures of his kids much less his own kids.