Charlie Sheen Is Offensive

Producers are threatening to really pull the plug Two And A Half Men, making last week’s episode an impromptu series finale. Why? The media is speculating that Charlie Sheen is anti-Semitic for calling Chuck Lorre by his birth (and Hebrew) name in an open letter obtained by TMZ:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…

Charlie Sheen

I don’t get it. Does calling Charlie Sheen “Carlos Estevez” mean they hate spics? Charlie Sheen can do a briefcase full of blow and a house full of hookers, and using what’s written on someone’s birth certificate is what pisses people off? To be fair though, hookers never really hurt anybody. But my history teachers are pretty sure the Holocaust did.