Dita Von Teese Is In Red

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Look, I never really understood the whole Dita Von Teese thing. She looks like a vampire that just got back from Glamour Shots and she’s known for doing that thing that my grandfather jacked off to back in the 40’s. And she willingly banged Marilyn Manson. But here she is at he Heart Truth’s Red Dress Collection in NYC, where apparently the only criteria to show up was to wear a red dress. So yeah, there’s that.

Btw, the melanin-proficient chick in the banner pic is Camila Alves, or as she’s known in some circles “Matthew McConaughey’s wife”.