KONG WEAR MASK! KONG WEAR OTHER THING!
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Still trying to convince the world that she wasn’t born with a prostate on Skull Island, Khloe Kardashian posed for YRB Magazine in whatever the hell this is.
“It’s so different from anything I’ve ever done, which was what made the shoot so fun for me,” Kardashian, 26, explained on her blog. “YRB is known for being very wild and crazy with the content they publish, so I jumped at the chance to work with them! I love experimenting with different looks and this was the perfect opportunity for me to do that.”
I don’t want to be the guy to raise his hand in class here, but when you look like your hobbies include swatting down planes and breaking T-Rex jaws, you might not want to pose for a picture in a muzzle. Just sayin’. I’m supposed to be turned on or wait for Fritz to flip the electrical switch? There’s nothing to fear. Look. No blood, no decay. Just a few stitches. And look, here’s the final touch. The brain you stole, Fritz. Think of it. The brain of a dead man waiting to live again in a body I made with my own hands, with my own hands!!!