Vanessa Hudgens and her hot little ass celebrated her 22nd birthday and split from Zac Efron at PURE in Las Vegas this weekend, and I don’t want this to sound crass or degrading in any way, but I would do so much damage to this chick’s anus our sex tape would have to be filmed by Abraham Zapruder.
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