Justin Bieber’s Mommy Cancelled His Phone

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Since the music industry is dead and has nothing to offer except Autotune remixes of shit that was better 20 years ago, Justin Bieber was nominated for two Grammy awards last night. Speaking of last night, he couldn’t text under the covers with a flashlight because his mommy took his phone. The Sun reports:

The 16-year-old singer has revealed his mum PATTIE LYNN MALLETTE cancelled his mobile phone contract following a blazing row on the road. And Justin admits disputes with the Bieber matriarch are by no means a rare occurrence. He said: “Mum travels with me. We argue, yes. I think every parent and son argue, but I love my mum. “I think it’s good she travels with me, but sometimes I need a break because I’m with her 24/7 but I love her, I like being with her. “The other day she cancelled my phone plan. We got into an argument about something stupid, and she was like, ‘Give me the phone,’ and I was like, ‘No,’ so she just went and cancelled it.”

Look, don’t get me wrong, if this dopey kid can make millions by pretending he’d know what to if any girl took him up on one of his songs, then more power to him. But unless his Grammy comes with a Happy Meal and a Lego Star Wars toy, it’s kinda hard to take him seriously when his mom puts him in timeout and he looks like a Care Bear with a platinum chain. He should be singing with Alvin and Theodore, not about trying to fuck Latin girls.