Kate Gosselin Is “Sad And Lonely With No Real Friends”

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If you ever watched one single episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8, it’s easy to understand why white women are always reported missing only later to find out that their husband was up all night a few weeks before measuring her while she slept. If Kate Gosselin was Nicole Brown, O.J. would have signed a full confession and signed it with hearts and a smiley face, because Kate Gosselin is a vile cunt who hates her kids and if you happen to spend more than an hour with this witch, you want to take a hostage. So, it’s good to see that God may actually exist. Radar Online reports:

Despite having her own reality TV show and eight beautiful kids, America’s most famous mom, Kate Gosselin, has been left ‘sad and lonely’ with no real friends that she can confide in. “The truth is Kate is really sad and lonely with few true friends,” the associate said. When she’s not looking after her kids or filming Kate Plus 8, the perfectionist mom-of-eight is regularly photographed going to the nail spa, popping into the tanning salon or even traveling to New York, where she is known to get her hair done. “Her bodyguard Steve Neild is the closest person to her, but he’s married with two kids of his own. “Steve lives in the basement of her home and he accompanies Kate everywhere, but they strongly deny that there is anything going on between them despite the fact that they have taken trips to Alaska and to Mexico together.” Said the source: “Apart from Steve she does not have many true friends to confide in or just go out and have fun with while she does not have the best relationship with her family either.” Even locals in the neighborhood have become judgmental, the source added. “They don’t think greatly of her and she is not popular at the local stores, post office or car wash, because she cannot win people over and comes across as cold and aloof,” the acquaintance said. “Kate just finds it hard to be friendly towards people and is very domineering – at the moment she is pre-occupied with looking her best and keeping-up appearances.”

I had some other stuff written here, but I erased it all, because if you’re gonna say “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”, it’s best not to keep it too wordy.