Mel Gibson Wants Full Custody

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During his ongoing court battle with estranged ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, Mel Gibson has remained quiet and is content with allowing his lawyers to do their job. On the other hand, Oksana Grigorieva talks to anyone and everyone, while accusing her lawyers and court officials of leaking her secret recordings and sealed documents to the media. Secret recordings and sealed documents, that of course, portray Mel Gibson as a violent monster and her as a battered saint above reproach. However, during this time, in which Mel Gibson should be seen as an unhinged lunatic and wife beater (and rightfully so), Oksana Grigorieva is now the one being scrutinized and seen as a manipulative gold digger out to destroy Mel Gibson at every turn. She has blown her load with the voicemails, recordings, and documents, and now has nothing left to throw at Mel Gibson. Man, that’s too bad. TMZ reports:

According to the documents, in addition to attempting to take custody away from Oksana Grigorieva, Mel’s lawyers will ask Judge Scott Gordon to award her visitation, but only with a monitor. And Mel’s lawyers want the judge to deny Oksana any overnight visits with the baby. Mel’s lawyers argue in the documents that Oksana’s false and derogatory statements to the media about Mel and the attempt to sully his character show she is not acting in the best interests of Lucia. Oksana trashed Mel last night on “Larry King Live.” As TMZ first reported, Judge Gordon has warned Oksana she could lose custody if she talked to the media.

To recap, a judge clearly told Oksana Grigorieva that she could lose custody if she continued to speak with the media, so she went on Larry King Live last night and did more of the same. You could make a drinking game out of how many times she says “domestic violence” in this video, but when she attempted to be a spokesperson for Peace Over Violence, a Los Angeles battered women’s group, they basically told her to fuck off. So five years from now, Mel Gibson will still be starring in movies and getting paid, and Oksana Grigorieva will be known as the crazy bitch whose plan backfired because she couldn’t keep her mouth shut long enough for things to play out. Let this be a practical example for crazy bitches everywhere. Whether it be on Larry King or Twitter. Also a practical example? Sophie Turner’s ass. That StairMaster isn’t gonna climb itself, you know.