Oksana Grigorieva Looks Very Happy

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On January 6, Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson had an “explosive argument” in which Gibson allegedly punched her and fractured teeth. Instead of calling the police, she went to the dentist. TMZ reports:

TMZ has obtained the declaration of the dentist who treated Oksana Grigorieva the day after her blow-out fight with Mel Gibson, along with never-before-seen pictures the dentist took of her teeth. According to Dr. Ross Shelden’s declaration, Oksana showed up at his office at 9 AM on January 7, 2010. Dr. Shelden claims he observed two “fractured front teeth, minor abrasions on her face and bruising to the left temple area of her face.” Dr. Shelden says, “[Oksana] broke down and admitted to me that she was hit the night before in Malibu,” and then reluctantly admitted Mel was the culprit, saying, “…she was extremely nervous about this information getting out to the public.”

But why does she look so happy in these pictures you may ask? I think maybe she was listening to a bank commercial when this picture was taken. Cha-ching!

As TMZ first reported, Dr. Shelden has changed his story several times. Dr.Shelden has said Oksana’s veneers were damaged but her teeth were not fractured — and TMZ has confirmed that to be the case. Dr. Shelden has also said Oksana was not punched in the mouth. Notice in the pictures there is no evidence of bruising. [Ed.’s note: You know, like THIS] As we reported, Dr. Shelden claims Oksana hid the bruising with her hair and makeup. According to the declaration, Dr. Shelden told Oksana she needed to protect herself. He did not, however, report the alleged attack to authorities, as he was required to do by law.

Look, it’s obvious to everyone at this point that Mel Gibson is raving drunk lunatic, but if you believe that Oksana isn’t clearly motivated by money, then I really don’t know what to tell you. If any woman hires 42 lawyers (she literally has), wants $40K a month for a newborn (even the judge thought that was too much), pretends to get her teeth knocked out, and secretly records and documents everything you say so it can be used against you later, is clearly insane and might have an agenda. Just sayin’. Also, I enjoy Steak and Egg bagels. Not really sure what that has to do with this story, but I’m pretty my mouth just ejaculated.