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Sarah Jessica Parker picked up her kids from electric shock therapy this weekend then took them on a stroller ride through NYC. I have no idea why they need electrodes hooked up to their temples, but I assume it has something to do with doctors realizing Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are their parents.
Note: People get mad when I pick on kids, but please. They’re a result of a sperm of fertilizing an egg, they didn’t invent a time machine. They’ll have people kissing their ass soon enough.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
