Spencer Pratt Was Arrested

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Spencer Pratt was in Costa Rica for a meeting with the president of Vivid Entertainment to discuss a deal for the alleged sex tape starring his alleged ex wife that he allegedly has. That meeting never happened and we all know Speidi is afraid to have their names out of the paper for even a minute, so he did what any famewhore fucktard would do… planted a story about himself. Even TMZ wasn’t buyin it.

We’re not vouching for Spencer Pratt, but his people tell TMZ Spencer was busted at an airport in Costa Rica for illegal possession of a firearm. As the story goes … Spencer was on his way out of the country when he was busted for felony possession. We’re told he was booked and processed at a local jail and later released after turning over the weapons and signing a confession with the DA. Yes, we’re skeptical, too.

So far, we haven’t been able to confirm any of this. But we do have this bizarre statement from Spencer himself: 

“As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way. On an unrelated note, I’m not allowed in the country anymore — but that’s because of the chicken incident.”

Leave it to King Douchebeard to put his own name in the tabloids. The guy would sell his first born to Roman Polanski (and provide the AstroGlide) if it meant Harvey Levin would publish just one more story about him. Oddly enough, it’s now being reported by TMZ that Spencer wasn’t lying.

Now, we’ve gotten our look at an arresting document from Costa Rica — and even though it’s in Spanish, it does have his name on it and includes fun words like “guilty,” “charged” and “prosecution”.

Now, some of you are probably thinking that when you are so focused on self-improvement, a giant hunting rifle strapped to your chest would go unnoticed. I know it’s happened to me a time or two, but every move this cat makes is intentional, so call me crazy, but I’m apt to believe it’s all a set up. I’m sure the arrest is real, but I think this “mistake” was about as real as well, any part of Heidi. And Spencer darling, that wasn’t “spiritual cleansing”, it’s called Montezuma’s Revenge. They warned you not to drink the water!

Ladies, this is why you should have the tv on all day: