“I Stabbed Girlfriend 20 Times By Mistake”

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In August 2008, actor Shelley Malil (best known as Haziz in The 40-Year Old Virgin), was arrested in Oceanside, California while getting off a train and charged with premeditated attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon and residential burglary after his estranged girlfriend was stabbed 20 times and left critically injured. If convicted, he could serve 21 years in prison. But don’t worry, it was all just some big misunderstanding. People reports:

The 40-Year-Old Virgin actor Shelley Malil testified Thursday he stabbed his girlfriend 20 times when he wrongly thought that she was somebody else going after him in the dark. “I’m sorry,” Malil, 45, said in a Vista, Calif., courtroom. “I had no idea. I saw the pictures (of her wounds) for the first time, I was stunned. When I look at those pictures, I still can’t believe the knife I was holding was responsible for all those injuries.”…

I sat here, I tried, but I can’t think of one thing that I would do 20 times by mistake. If you saw me stabbing someone, after about the third time you’d think to yourself, “Hey, this guy really wants to stab that dude.” And you’d be right. But not right about my problem ejaculating prematurely. That’s really not a problem is it? I mean, I get shit to do. I can’t sit around all day waiting on you.