Hey There, Handsome

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Tween cutter rape fantasy Robert Pattinson is considered one of the sexiest men in the world, and based on these pictures of him leaving SOHO last night, it’s easy to tell why. As you can see, either Kristen Stewart dyed her hair and aged 20 years overnight, he was also with a mystery woman who he probably already artificially inseminated. “I don’t have to stick in her, right? I mean, I don’t have to see her…oh, OMG! Don’t say it, don’t say it! OMG, ewwww!,” Robert Pattinson was overheard as saying.