Michael Lohan Wants To Help
Michael Lohan is exploiting his daughter’s release from rehab by… surprise surprise… making it about him. He’s claiming that he’s moving to California to open up his own rehab facility. No, you’re not hallucinating. RadarOnline.com reports:
“Yes, it’s, true, I’ll be running it,” Lohan told us in an exclusive interview. “I think it’s time that Dina and I both step out of the media for a while, and for me that means getting back to what I know best — helping people with addiction.”
Let that last line marinate for a minute… a Lohan is claiming his strongest attribute has anything to do with sobriety. His very own daughter is famous for doing more coke than Scarface, but yeah, I buy this. On a side note, Bill Clinton did not have sex with that woman and Lottery Ticket is going to win an Oscar.