Daddy Issues

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Montana Fishburne called her father, actor Laurence Fishburne, yesterday. You’ll never guess how it turned out. TMZ reports:

Montana says Laurence told her she is unwelcome in his life and wants nothing to do with her … at least for now. According to Montana, her dad said, “I’m not going to speak with you ’till you turn your life around.” Laurence was referring to his daughter joining the ranks of Vivid Entertainment as a porn star. Montana says Laurence added, “You embarrassed me.” And this parting shot. According to Montana, Laurence said, “You used your last name. No one uses their real name in porn.”

Montana Fishburne has been arrested for prostitution and assault. And she’s signing a deal with Vivid that will guarantee her money in exchange for loads of cum in her face. Embarrassing? Yeah. That’s one way to say it. Laurence Fishburne could slip on a banana peel during halftime at the Super Bowl and get taken off stage by one of those giant hook things while getting hit in the face with a pie and it would be the least embarrassing thing that’s happened to him in a year.