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Snooki and the rest of the Fellowship of the STD went to some adult store in Seaside Heights, NJ, and not only does the town sound like some sort of Section 8 commune, there’s a bonus: you get to see Snooki’s flabby ass. I would say my penis is dry-heaving, but that would imply it’s about to spit something out. It’s not. I swear, if I had a choice between sticking my dick in this or something the Jigsaw Killer made, I’d at least ask how long the timer was.

Note: Before you spam the comments calling me a jealous hater and that anybody would hit this, do me a favor. Get laid.