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Who in the hell knows why you’d invite a Chinese female/cricket impersonator to an event filled with ICP fans, but please remember they are ICP fans. If I liked what is mistakenly referred to as music, I’d be trying to kill somebody, too. Especially if she keeps screaming “I ain’t goin’ nowhere!” over and over even though she looks like she’d let you burn her with a cigarette as you’re cumming for $20 more. I’m not even joking when I say I’m surprised this video doesn’t involve fire catapults and this skank getting impaled by a trident.

Little. Yellow. Different.