Hollywood Marriages Last Forever

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A year after his four year marriage to Christina Applegate was finalized, actor Johnathon Schaech, 40, met One Tree Hill’s Jana Kramer, 28, (this piece of ass) in 2008 on the set of Prom Night. On December 22, 2009 Schaech proposed to Kramer (this piece of ass pt. 2), and stated “I can’t wait to make Jana my wife and have a family.” They were married on July 4 of this year at a small ceremony in Michigan. Man, I wonder how they’re doing now?!

“Jana and Johnathon have agreed to dissolve their marriage,” Kramer’s rep tells E! News. “Jana is humbled by the outpouring of support from her fans, friends and family, and appreciates the respect of her privacy.”

Can’t we just go ahead and agree that marriage vows couldn’t be less sacred if they were based on the lyrics of a 2 Live Crew song or a cookie recipe? We can? Awesome!