Turtleneck Shore Has Become An Actual Situation

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You’re not going to believe this, but Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino (the gay lad in the middle. I’m sure he’s used to that), is an insufferable pain in the ass who thinks the world revolves around him. Yeah, I know, right?! I couldn’t believe it either! Page Six reports:

A source said, “The others are all aggravated by him. They can’t bear his ego and that he’s earning so much from deals outside the show. They feared the new season would end up being ‘The Situation Show,’ so they are relieved they’ve all signed again. Expect fireworks, because he thinks he’s invincible. Some of the cast are secretly hoping they can force him to walk out like Angelina Pivarnick did on the first season.”

Only a unicorn in a onesie riding a cloud down a rainbow could be more gayer than that banner picture, so of course this guy should think it’s all about him. Because, really, who doesn’t want to fuck a dude with skin cancer and a receding hairline who looks like a character on Mario Kart? I think I speak for everyone when I say make me a thin crust with extra pepperoni there, Sal.