The Lohans Are Great People
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For the second time this week, a member of the Lohan family was arrested and booked for a crime. Awesome! People reports:
Michael, 50, will be arraigned next month for second-degree harassment after his fiancée Kate Major alleged he shoved and kicked her. Michael has denied the allegations.
Hopefully when these two get out they can sell heroin in a school zone or call 911 to report their plutonium was stolen. You know, to fully drive the point home that they may not be the best at making life decisions.