The Lohans Are Great People

[SinglePic not found]

For the second time this week, a member of the Lohan family was arrested and booked for a crime. Awesome! People reports:

Michael, 50, will be arraigned next month for second-degree harassment after his fiancée Kate Major alleged he shoved and kicked her. Michael has denied the allegations.

Hopefully when these two get out they can sell heroin in a school zone or call 911 to report their plutonium was stolen. You know, to fully drive the point home that they may not be the best at making life decisions.

Note: Christ, gossip sucks today. So to help out, here are some pics for you to choose from: Rosie Jones topless or a pink pony. Enjoy!