Whitney Houston Spends $6K A Week On Cocaine

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Too bad an asteroid isn’t headed towards Earth. Whitney would be a hero after we sent her into space with a crackpipe.

With Whitney’s drug habit raging out of control, her entourage recruited a drug dealer who sold her $6,000 worth of cocain during a tour stop in June, as eyewitness to the deal told the Enquirer. Although Whiteny claimed to be drug-free during her interview with Oprah, she was actually high as a kite at the time, said a source. Now an Enquirer investigation has discovered Whitney has spent $6,300 a week on drugs – or $327,600 a year. “Whitney is a dead woman walking! With the amount of drugs she’s buying, she won’t be able to live long. She’ll be dead in months,” her friend Marlon David told the Enquirer.

Christ. This bitch is like a ghetto version of Lot’s wife. But instead of being a pillar of salt because she turned around, Whitney is be a cremated pile on a Vegas hotel suite table after she gets caught in an ACME bear trap because Lindsay’s debit card doesn’t work anymore.