My old boss Mike RobertsJay Mohr and his wife Nikki Cox went shopping at Ralph’s in Malibu yesterday and they lowhatinthefuckinghell. She doesn’t need a plastic surgeon for her face anymore, she needs a building inspector. Just so we’re clear, she used to look like this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. To be honest, I don’t even know if this is plastic surgery or if she went bobbing for french fries and just wears a Nikki Cox mask now.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
