I’m so horribly misogynistic and racist that it’s almost embarrassing, but that’s only because my father never hugged me as a child and he told me he would buy me a Hoth Han Solo if I didn’t tell my mom that I saw him kissing his Mexican girlfriend. That being said, Miss Car Bomb was in a bikini at Mandalay Bay Beach in Las Vegas on Wednesday. As you can tell in these pictures, the photographer had a gun to his head so he wouldn’t capture her complete lack of ass. I don’t know what the bottom of her bikini is doing, but I assume it’s checking it’s watch or skipping rocks in the pool, because it obviously has nothing else better to do.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
