Jodie Foster Beat Up A Kid

Actress Jodie Foster has been accused of battery and bodily force after she attacked a 17-year old kid who approached her for an autograph. I don’t know, time to change your menopause medicine?

“Jodie Foster attacked my son at the parking lot at The Grove,” the father, who wishes to remain anonymous, told “Jodie pushed and shoved him leaving scratches and bruises on his arm.” According to a police report, the incident occurred on May 29 between 1:50pm and 2:00pm with a report of battery and bodily force. The description reads: “Vict while at The Grove saw susp and began to take pics of susp with his camera then walked to the valet area of The Grove. Susp followed vict, poked him on his chest, grabbed vict by his left arm causing visible injury.” The father of the alleged victim told exclusively: “My son was at The Grove with his girlfriend and they were going to see a movie. He saw Jodie Foster and is a big fan so went over and took a picture of her. “She came after him, poked him in the chest and said, ‘Do you even have a mother you slime ball?'” The family tells that their son was really confused and apologized profusely to the actress. “He didn’t mouth back at all and was scared of her,” the father said. “At one point Jodie’s son even came over to my son and apologized. Her kids were really embarrassed.

See, this is why I live in the South. Everyday in the news you hear of stories of vicious gay attacks. You can’t even walk the streets without one of the menaces beating you up then handing you tickets to Spring Awakening. I’m not saying we should round up all gay people and put them in detainment camps. Or am I? Come back tomorrow to see me say black people steal and Asian women can’t drive!