Aim For The Brain

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As you look at these pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker at the 2010 CFDA Fashion Awards, please understand that she was at an event. Meaning she had all day to sit in a hair and makeup chair and this is the best they could come up with. This. This chick doesn’t need a stylist, she needs a warlock. I’m glad no children were allowed, because I’m pretty they’d have to leave a trail of bread crumbs if they wanted to go talk to her so their parents could find them. When asked about Sarah Jessica Parker’s striking beauty, other people in attendance were quoted as saying, “AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!”