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The Natonal Guard has already been activated and giant nets have been placed around L.A., because well, Khloe Kardashian is two months pregnant.

“Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby,” a source close to the family tells RadarOnline.com. “Lamar is happy and ecstatic” about having a baby with Khloe. The source tells RadarOnline.com that the family is elated by the news. “Khloe is having cravings of fruit and ice cream,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “They’re really happy, but Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year.” Lamar’s misgivings stem from the fact that Khloe’s pregnancy is sure to be featured on the family’s reality TV show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

I Lamar Odom doesn’t think E! won’t have a camera up this chick’s birth canal, because these whores don’t do anything if it’s not to get on a magazine cover or on television. Hopefully science and our armed forces will find a way to stop this creature before it’s too late or falls into the wrong hands. “Kongbaby should not be destroyed, he should be studied!”, a liberal Japanese scientist was quoted as saying.