Mel Gibson Has Already Cheated On His Mistress

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In April, Mel Gibson’s wife filed for divorce after 28 years of marriage. Here’s why. She’s also pregnat. Oh, Mel Gibson is also banging somebody else.

MEL GIBSON cheated on his pregnant mistress OKSANA GRIGORIEVA with a beautiful XXX-rated film producer – and the blonde hottie believes she caused the Mel and Oksana split! Violet Kowal, a 26-year-old porn filmmaker from Poland, says she carried on a three-month affair with Gibson. “Mel’s breakup with Oksana doesn’t surprise me at all,” Violet tells The ENQUIRER in a blockbuster exclusive interview. “Clearly, Mel can’t commit to just one woman.” Violet says she had steamy sex with Mel eight times at his compound in Malibu and Santa Monica office in 2009. Mel’s attorney told The ENQUIRER that Violet’s story is “an absurd fabrication” but Violet took a polygraph test that shows she is telling the truth about her relationship with Mel. “Mel’s great in bed! It was the best sex I’ve ever had!”

Mel’s attorney is right. This sounds like an absurd fabrication. Just like when people say I play with dolls. Whatever. Since when is Star Wars action figures “dolls”?

Since there are apparently no pictures of this chick and Mel Gibson doesn’t have tits, here’s Doutzen Kroes. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me: