Johnny Depp Makes You Look Bad

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Facts: Johnny Depp is a brilliant actor, other stars have gone on record saying they have been star-struck when meeting him, he could walk into any sorority and unzip his pants and point where he wants the line to start, and instead of doing lines off teenage models, Depp spends his free time doing stuff like this, this, and this. Oh, and he’ll also save your life if you get mugged.

The Sun

The Alice In Wonderland actor, 46, stepped in when British singer STEPHEN JONES was accosted for cash as the pair left a recording studio in Los Angeles. A friend said last night: “It was an extremely scary moment. This guy looked off his head. “Johnny looked him straight in the eyes and told him to back off.” The Pirates of the Caribbean star is a big music buff and had just recorded a guitar solo for a new track by Jones’s band BABYBIRD. After Johnny intervened, the star-struck yob backed down. The insider said: “The guy was OK. “He looked at Johnny and said, ‘I ain’t stealing from Captain Jack’ and put the bottle down.

“Johnny gave him a few bucks and told him to straighten up his life.”

Seriously. The only way Johnny Depp could be more awesome at this point is if he owned Wayne Enterprises.