Kate Gosselin Is An Awesome Mom, Asked To Be In Playboy

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The seething hatred I have for this cunt knows no bounds and is capable of some pretty powerful stuff (I once blew up a car with my mind watching her in an interview), but if you’re still buying the whole “I’m a poor single mom” thing, I hope this helps you pull your head out of your ass.

CNN Entertainment

When asked if there was any possibility that Momzilla would grace the glossy covers of Playboy, Hef said, “No! No!” And the original playboy added insult to injury by suggesting he doesn’t even know why she’s on “Dancing with the Stars.” He explained, “I don’t think she’s a celebrity.”

Maybe you should tell Kate Gosselin, too. People reports:

“I’ve got to work harder now than ever because I am a single mom,” the former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star, 35, said Tuesday on NBC’s Today show. “In my heart I’m always in my kitchen, baking and cooking for my kids, and I’ll always be there. It’s a struggle to be here [in New York], to be anywhere. The emotion that you see is because I would rather be at home with them.” But that’s not always possible, she says. “I have to work. I have to provide for them. And it’s a struggle that every working mom, especially single moms, go through, and I’m really feeling it now, and it’s really hard.”

Whatever, bitch. In your heart you’re in the kitchen, but in reality, the TLC appointed nanny and personal chefs are in the kitchen and taking care of your kids while you sit in a makeup chair and throw a hissy fit if your pumpkin spice latte isn’t made that special way you like. You can’t dance, you can’t have any sort of relationship with another human being, and you can’t even have babies right. If this world had any sort of justice, you’d be throwing Amway parties in the function room at the Holiday Inn.