Tiger Woods Is Sorry. Again. Not Really.

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Tiger agreed to his first interview since his wife cracked his head with a 3-wood back on November 27th, and finally we can put all this behind us. With a hard-nosed interviewer and Tiger’s desire to open up once and for all, and with such humble answers as “that’s a private matter”, “that’s also a private matter”, “that’s between Elin and myself”, and “once again, that’s between Elin and myself,” Tiger left no room for further speculation and distrust. Except for with his whores. He might want to get a prepaid cell phone this time.

Note: Seriously, why the fuck does he agree to do this shit? Instead of “answering” these obviously rehearsed and pre-screened questions, ESPN should have just filmed him with his hands over his ears and shaking his head with his eyes closed screaming “La la la la la la I can’t hear you la la la la la la!!!”