Joslyn James, the porn star who refuses to pay child support and specialized in double penetration anal, has apparently saved all of the texts Tiger Woods sent her. Mostly because that’s what whore do. In his press conference, Tiger Woods was contrite and said he made a mistake. And if by mistake, he meant he shouldn’t have texted a porn star that he wanted to fuck her in the ass and suggest a golden shower after his tee time, then I guess he was right.
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