Pardon Me, Ma’am

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Despite being 40 and allowing Axl Rose’s penis inside her, former supermodel Stephanie Seymour is still pretty much getting it done. Yet Britney Spears is 28 and her body looks like something archaeologists excavated. To reiterate, Stephanie Seymour is 40 and hot and Britney Spears is 28 and is being studied for science. The only way Britney is going to make a comeback is if Taco Bell got her order wrong.