I was gonna post a bunch of Oscar pictures, but it’s 2:30 in the morning and I’m sleepy, so here’s Italian-Argentine actress Belen Rodriguez in South beach this weekend, until I get around to posting Oscar crap in the morning. I hope that doesn’t upset you. If it does, I hope you can take comfort in the fact that you’ve almost finished bedazzling your new skinny jeans, you big fag.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.