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Apparently a movie about a fat, black, illiterate 16-year old single mother with HIV who is raped by her dad and physically abused by her mother is the feel good movie of the year, so Precious star Gabourey Sidibe is now the new V Magazine cover girl. I didn’t read the interview, but I assume the high points include diabetes and her training for the Double Stuff Oreo Challenge. If this was Sparta, she’d be thrown off a cliff and trampled by horses, but now she might win an Oscar and magazines have to place the soul of an ancient Aztec warlock in their Photoshop to make whatever this is look female instead of a Haitian family of four. Good times, good times.
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