Tiger Woods Had Sex With This. Oh, And Men

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Apparently sticking his dick in every vagina within 3 wood range wasn’t enough for Tiger Woods, because according to a tell-all book being shopped around by Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, one of the chicks in Tiger’s coven of mistresses, Tiger likes to have sex with men.

RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that Loredana has claimed she saw Tiger having sexual relationships with other men. That shocking twist is something no other mistress has claimed and there has been no proof. But Loredana recently attempted to sell her story for $1 million and graphically described group sex that included incidents of Tiger with other men, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. Loredana says she is planning to spill all about how she and Tiger “came about, his healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods’ sexuality.” That hint about Tiger’s sexuality is the key to Loredana’s hopes for making a seven-figure deal, no matter how unlikely that seems. Loredana, a gorgeous blonde from Sicily, has told people she was one of Tiger’s favorite mistresses. One of her representatives told RadarOnline.com: “She is in talks with a number of publishing companies regarding a tell-all book deal.” Loredana has kept a low public profile since being named as a Tiger mistress and lately has been spotted at an upscale Florida country club on the golf course, taking golf lessons.

I’m really beginning to think that people are born homosexual, because there’s no way a normal dude would look at another dude’s ass and a perfectly good vagina then choose to take a pair of boxer’s off with his teeth instead of a pair of panties. Well, except for that time David Beckham blew me. I had just got out of a bad relationship and I had a lot to drink, and he…well, he was being so nice and I…um, we started talking and then…oh, don’t look at me like that! How dare you judge me??!!