The first full official trailer for Iron Man 2 hit online today um,…HOLY SHIT! It’s gonna be hard to top the first one, but Robert Downey, Jr. owns as usual then you add Mickey Rourke as Whiplash, Scarlett Johansson (pictures) as Black Widow, Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury, and Don Cheadle as Col. Jim Rhodes/War Machine. The only way this trailer could be any more awesome is if it showed Iron Man blowing up Osama Bin Laden at a party where Megan Fox is going down on Kelly Brook.
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