Tiger Spent $40K A Weekend On Whores

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Michelle Braun, former owner of a VIP escort service, is the latest person to roll Tiger Woods under the bus, claiming he regularly paid for sex with two of her employees: “Holly Sampson and onetime Trashy Lingerie model Jamie Jungers.” E! Online reports:

“He had a pretty big appetite for girls,” Braun concluded. And, supposedly, Tiger had a type. “He would request the college-cutie, girls-next-door look.” The last time she communicated with him was in mid-2008, Braun said. Most of her celebrity clients, including Woods, were always “smart enough” to pay in cash, she said. The golfer, in particular, “liked to communicate by text message.” Woods spent three weekends in Vegas with her girls over the years, Braun said, dropping $30,000 to $40,000 per trip. Braun surmises that people like Woods (rich, famous, etc.) utilized her business because “it’s supposed to be discreet. When you pay it’s established that it’s a business relationship. You don’t have a girl thinking he is going to leave his wife for her and they will fall in love and have a fairy tale relationship.” As far as having proof that Tiger was even a client, Braun says she’s sure she has phone records. They never communicated by email, she says.

So basically, Tiger paid $40K to have sex with carny versions of his wife. So while he’s on his way to enroll in sexual addiction class, maybe he can stop by my apartment so I can drive the base of my palm into his nose. You know, just on general principle.

Banner pic: Jamie Jungers Pic Gallery: Holly Sampson