Tiger Bait

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I just realized it might have been a little racist to have a white lady holding a banana under the heading “Tiger Bait”, but enough about me. Rachel Uchitel is stacked. This chick is the only one that looks anywhere near as hot as Tiger’s wife, so I guess he can be proud about at least one. Although not as proud as I am of the batch of lemon cookies I just pulled out of the oven. They’re like heaven in your mouth! Granny will be so happy when she comes home! I’m such a good boy!