Tiger Woods Has Classy Whores

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Two days ago it was revealed that Tiger Woods was banging porn star, Joslyn James. But just because she’s a nasty skank whose ass looks like the eye of Sauron because it’s been plowed like a street in Buffalo, doesn’t mean she’s a degenerate loser. Oh wait, yes, that’s exactly what it means. Radar Online reports:

One of Tiger Woods’ mistresses is a deadbeat mom who is wanted by the state of Washington for non-payment of child support, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. Veronica Siwick, who is a porn star known as Joslyn James, is on Washington’s Division of Child Support Most Wanted list and owes more than $12,000 in support. She is supposed to pay $622 per month for her 10-year-old child. Her photo and description is listed on the Washington Department of Social and Health Services Web page.

I have no idea what level of self-loathing it would take to stick your penis in this then want to call her and stick it in again when you have a Swedish model wife at home, but this is starting to become like a damn soap opera. You know, except with a low T-cell count.