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When your magazine’s name is Glamour and you put Sarah Jessica Parker on the cover, it might be hard for your readers to tell if you’re being sarcastic. Namely, because Sarah Jessica Parker looks like one of the Ben 10. Christ, she’s hideous. If I saw her walking down the street, I wouldn’t know whether to aim for the brain or try to find some silver because it’s obvious that she will not stop. Ever. Until we are all dead. Her hunger for brains insatiable, her thirst for blood pure evil.