Woody Harrelson Is Really Smart

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I had a long-winded intro for this post where I talked about acid and politics and hippies, but nothing I could say would sound crazier than Woody Harrelson did in a recent interview with Salon.com. So, if you have any relatives risking their lives over in Afghanistan, be sure sure to stop by Chevron and give them a piece of your mind. NewsBusters reports:

…Woody Harrelson, who stars in the new film, The Messenger, recounts his conspiracy theory that America invaded Afghanistan not because of the 9/11 attacks, but because Chevron wanted to overthrow the Taliban and build an oil pipeline. Harrelson: “The guys from Chevron went in and met with the Taliban and realized those guys just weren’t in control enough. That’s why they wanted to oust them. Otherwise it’s an absurd concept: You’re going to war because a guy from some other country, a Saudi, is living somewhere in the mountains?”

Harrelson then lit up a bowl and talked to the Smurfs who were playing Jenga and the paisley dragon reading a book in the corner. “You can’t see them?” Harrelson then asked the interviewer. “Because I see them and sometimes they tell me things, because you know, I’m really fucking crazy.”

Bar Refaeli. My favorite Jew: