Tina Fey Was A 24 Year Old Virgin

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Tina Fey is horrifically unattractive to everyone except for guys in scarves and horn-rimmed glasses, so it’s no surprise that she went on David Letterman last night and confirmed what the world basically already knew. Nobody wanted to bang her except the guy that agreed to marry her. Unlike my Russian mail order bride Tatiana. She’s won several beauty contests.

The video mentioned Adriana Lima, so posting pics of Tina Fey was not an option at that point: