Tila Tequila Will Be Dead In 2 Weeks

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Since getting choked out by her boyfriend made people vaguely remember she was alive, Tila Tequila thinks killing herself might work, too. Ace reports:

“It woulda been tonite I ended my life, but my friend caught me and stopped me. So I told him I will give him two more weeks. No one can stop me,” so read her tweet which has been cited by several websites. Her next tweet read, “I am not depressed or unhappy! My life is amazing. It’s not about that though! Like I said, God spoke to me and told me I am needed up there.” In addition to those disturbing tweets, Tila posted several other messages regarding life and death. Some of her other tweets that apparently sounded off her suicidal attempt included; “Say wut u want. At least i care enough 2 tell u that u have 2 more weeks w me here So enjoy it. Appreciate it Now that u know im gone soon”, “Did u know 5 years ago i drowned myself in a bathtub and the ambulance and police came just in time to bring me back to life”, and “Goodnight everyone. Please take care of each other and dont take life for granted … i am going to sleep now … i wont be on twitter nemore”.

I can see how being an Asian tranny gnome with acne only famous for being a slut might make you want to kill yourself, but Tila, you should really take a step back and reevaluate your life. And if that step back is taken from a chair that’s keeping the noose from snapping your neck, I’d be cool with that.