Guess Who’s Not Really Married?

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People were a little upset yesterday, saying that I should be happy for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom because you never know where love is going to lead your heart and if you meet someone, your heart just knows that you will be with this person forever and that’s exactly what happened to Khloe and Lamar and instead of making fun of them, I should embrace their happiness like true love’s first kiss. Okay, I will. But maybe you should tell them the same thing. TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are not legally married … and they won’t be until a prenup is signed. We’ve learned two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. Neal Hersh is doing his bidding, while Lisa Meyer is repping Khloe. We’re told the negotiations — which began last Friday — are already contentious.

Man, it really is hard to imagine a Kardashian would whore herself out for publicity, so I’m not really sure who to believe here. It’s almost like the time David Beckham and I were planning to get married and he was all concerned about his money. Yeah, whatever, David. Question: Tell me how you feel about this. Try to control me boy you get dismissed. Always 50/50 in relationships.

IDLYITW is now a Khloe Kardashian picture free zone: