Sorry, Ladies. He’s Fixed.

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When your wife’s vagina passes out kids like flyers, there might be an awkward pause the next time you want to stick your penis in another one. Star Magazine reports:

Marci Santoro, the mother of Jon’s former babysitter — and lover — Stephanie, tells Star exclusively that when her daughter confessed she was having an affair with the infamous playboy, the first thing Marci worried about was another little Gosselin! “When Stephanie told me that besides watching the children, she also started a relationship with Jon, my first question was are you sleeping with him?” Marci tells Star. “She said ‘Yeah.’ I said, ‘Stephanie you don’t need to get pregnant.’ She told me, ‘Mom you don’t need to worry about that, he can’t have anymore kids.'” Marci adds, “I asked her how do you know and she told me that after the sextuplets were born he had a vasectomy so I didn’t have to worry about that.”

Stephanie might want to reexamine her life, because Jon Gosselin is only famous because he didn’t pull out of Kate Gosselin. Meaning, Stepanie banged Jon Gosselin for fun. I don’t know what an equivalent of that would be, but I’m pretty sure it would involve a psychological evaluation and getting tasered.

It was either look for more pictures of this dude, or post totally unrelated pics of Taylor Momsen on the set of Gossip Girl. I didn’t really struggle with that decision: