Hollywood Is Magical

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Hollywood is a wondrous land of fantasy and make believe where cars can turn into outer space robots, white girls can win a hip-hop dance scholarship, and where all the hot 20-something guys in New York City are falling over themselves to bang what you see in that banner picture. That of course is Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of George Romero’s Sex and the City 2. Seriously, look at that picture. Instead of buying her a Cosmopolitan or a pair of Christian Louboutins, I’d be getting everyone in the cellar and trying to figure out how to get my truck to the gas pump, because obviously the first words I can see coming out of that banner picture’s mouth is “BRAINS!!!”