They’re Having Another Kid. That Makes 19.

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Jim-Bob Duggar and his human slot machine wife, Michelle, are expecting their 19th child. If you want to do the math on this, their oldest son is 21. People reports:

“We are so thrilled,” says Michelle, 42. “We just couldn’t believe it is happening.” Jim Bob, 44, agrees: “This never gets old. We are so grateful for each child. We are looking forward to our first grand baby and our 19th child.” Oldest son Joshua, 21 and his wife Anna, 21, are expecting daughter Mackynzie Renée next month, so she will be older than her new aunt or uncle. “I think it is going to be awesome, it is going to be great,” says Josh about the news that his parents are expecting. “We have been looking forward to the arrival of my little girl and to now get to celebrate for my parents, it’s a wonderful thing.”

Jesus, who does this dude think he is, Noah? He doesn’t have to go forth and repopulate the Earth. Damn dude, give this chick a break. She’s been pregnant for twenty years. Her vagina probably looks like Stargate by now.

I refuse to look for pictures of these lunatics, so here’s Kelly Brook. You’re welcome: