Well This Is Creepy

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Reports are all over the place today that Macaulay Culkin, yes Macaulay Culkin, is the biological father of Prince Michael II. But you may now him by his even gayer name – Blanket. The Sun reports:

One source said: “It is well known Jackson and Macaulay shared a unique bond. “Now rumours are spreading like wildfire that Macaulay, who Jackson nicknamed Mack, is actually Blanket’s biological dad.” Fevered speculation gripped the US after repeated claims that a “well-known Hollywood actor” donated the sperm for Blanket. Now sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star asked Culkin for the donation to help him complete his “perfect” family. The source added: “This isn’t just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he’s Blanket’s father.” So many names have been mentioned as prospective dads, and this is probably the wackiest yet. “But Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. “Really, Jackson idolised him – that’s why he asked Mack to donate sperm. “Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing.”

I don’t know, this kid kinda looks like Mowgli, so I’d really like to see the mother. Because as insane as every Michael Jackson story is, there’s a chance that she might be an actual human, but there’s a good chance that it was something Michael Jackson summoned from blood and clay while wearing a bull head mask and sacrificing a baby goat.

Elisha Cuthbert and Culkin’s girlfriend in Maxim: