Dane Cook Got Cut

[Gallery not found]

Since teenagers are mindless lemmings who believe anything they’re told is cool, “comedian” Dane Cook hosted the 2009 Teen Choice Awards. He then made a “joke” about Vanessa Hudgens’ leaked nude pics. The joke got cut from the telecast. Us reports:

Dane Cook’s on-stage joke about Vanessa Hudgens’s nude photos was cut from the televised broadcast. On Sunday, when stars gathered to tape the pre-recorded awards ceremony that aired one day later, the comedian called out the former High School Musical star’s name. “Girl, you gots to keep your clothes! Phones are for phone calls, girl,” he said, referencing her most recent topless pictures to be leaked online. The camera — which panned on her smiling face when her first mentioned the 20-year-old star — zoomed in on her less-than-pleased reaction. Fox, the network that aired the Teen Choice Awards, cut the clip from Monday’s show. After the show on Sunday, Cook told Access Hollywood that the joke was a late addition to his bit. “That’s the best part about being a comic when you go, ‘Maybe I can say the thing that everybody is kind of feeling and nobody [is saying].’ The elephant in the room moment. So, I’ll take it, I’ll take the hit. It’s okay.”

Actually, the best part about being a comic is when you go “Maybe I can say something funny”. So Dane Cook might want to try to look into that. Because, in reality, he’s probably the worst stand up comic of all time. He sucks. I sat through ten minutes of his HBO special one time and I swear I would have laughed harder if my mom was on stage getting gang raped by bears.